- Becky Conner: [after getting busted for lying about flipping the bird] I can't believe this! You guys weren't mad when you thought I did do it, and now you're mad 'cause you know I didn't? God, maybe next year I ought to *moon* the class photo so you guys are proud of me.
- Roseanne Conner: Make sure it's your own butt!
- Jackie Harris: Hey guys, Your son just gave Gilligan the finger.
- Roseanne Conner: [Dan grins proudly] Dan!
- Dan Conner: Well, he is the reason they're still stuck on that island!
- Becky Conner: Hey Dad, were you ever suspended?
- Dan Conner: Just once.
- Becky Conner: Really? What for?
- Dan Conner: Snoring too loud in detention.
- Roseanne Conner: D.J., what're you doing with that? I had that in my secret hiding place.
- D.J. Conner: That's where I found it.
- Becky Conner: [Roseanne glares at her] You know, don't you?
- Dan Conner: Know what?
- Roseanne Conner: Take a look.
- [hands him the picture]
- Roseanne Conner: It's not your finger, is it?
- Becky Conner: Could've been.
- Dan Conner: Hey, Becky's got three hands.
- Roseanne Conner: Catch up, Dan.
- D.J. Conner: Mom, why does Becky have three hands?
- Roseanne Conner: What're you talking about? Let me see.
- [stares at picture, gasps]
- Roseanne Conner: She didn't do it... I'll kill her!
- Roseanne Conner: They've been doing those pictures for years, why don't the photographers ever catch on?
- Jackie Harris: Every generation thinks they're the first. You know the picture of Washington crossing the Delaware and the guy in the back looks like he's rowing?
- [shakes head]
- Roseanne Conner: Now see, you'd think the painter would've caught that.
- Darlene Conner: You didn't really do it, you were just scratching your shoulder or something, right?
- Becky Conner: Why is it so hard to believe I did it?
- Darlene Conner: Because you're such a butt kisser and you never get into any decent trouble.