Roseanne (TV Series)

Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do (1992)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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• Dan : [talking about Becky's date, Dean, the transition guy]  Well, at least I'll know what to do when this happens with Darlene.

  Roseanne : Look how cute you are!

  [Jackie laughs] 

  Dan : I hate this.

  Jackie : [as Dan leaves the room]  Poor guy. He doesn't have a clue.

  Roseanne : Yeah, it's like somebody moved his food dish.

• Mark Healy : [asking about Becky]  Well, have you been telling her I called?

  Roseanne : Yes, Mark!

  Mark Healy : Yeah, I'm sure you have.

  Roseanne : What, are you calling me a liar? Hey, I got a husband and a boss, I have no need to lie to you!

• Jackie : [after Roseanne tells Mark off, and throws him out of the house]  Whoa, you really nuked him.

  Roseanne : I don't know, Jackie. Gee, I've been dreaming about laying into that punk for a year and a half, you know. I finally get the chance, and I forgot to make fun of his hair!

• Mark Healy : You were always trying to push us apart. You were always putting me down!

  Roseanne : Yeah and the more names I called you, the more money I had to shell out for birth control pills.

• Dan : [about Dean]  You KNEW this guy was dead from the minute he walked in here?

  Roseanne : Yeah! Why do you think I tried to unload the salt-free chips on him?