Roseanne (TV Series)
Crime and Punishment (1993)
Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner
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Quotes
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Darlene Conner : You call yourselves parents? These punishments bite, you're supposed to be better than this.
Roseanne Conner : Well, why don't you just punish him?
Darlene Conner : Really?
Roseanne Conner : What do you think, Dan?
Dan Conner : [waves] Bye, Deej.
Darlene Conner : This is gonna be great.
Roseanne Conner : Just remember, you're at that awkward age where you can be tried as an adult.
Darlene Conner : I got it. You have to wear a suit and tie to school tomorrow.
D.J. Conner : In front of everyone?
Roseanne Conner : Gee Darlene, why don't you just beat him up, yourself?
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Dan Conner : [to D.J.'s school principal] Well, look I... I know it's wrong for kids to bring comics to school and read them in class, but hey, they're kids. I know it's not great literature.
[looks at the book]
Dan Conner : My God! What kind of diseased mind could create something like this? Oh, man. Hey, I don't know where DJ got this, but you can be sure We don't allow things like this in our house. This is not the way we raise our children.
[to DJ]
Dan Conner : Where did you get this?
D.J. Conner : Darlene made it.