Roseanne (TV Series)
Darlene Fades to Black (1991)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
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Darlene : Please, Mom, I don't want you to help me, I just want you to leave me alone... Please.
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Roseanne : [after yelling at Dan for being sexist, then arguing with Becky. Becky runs up the stairs, so Roseanne turns to Darlene] And you... What is it with you? All you do is just lay around that couch, staring at that stupid TV, one dumb rerun after another.
Darlene : [to herself] And I do it as well as any man.
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Roseanne : [Roseanne is trying to get Darlene off the couch by offering her a charge card to go buy some clothes with] Here's the card, just do it.
Darlene : What should I buy?
Roseanne : I don't know. Go, try to find something to blend in with the couch.
Becky : [not believing her ears] Oh, so that's the way it works around here? You lie around like a hairball and you get free clothes? Well, maybe if I lapse into a coma, I'll get that car.
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Roseanne : It just seems that when you had basketball...
Darlene : [sighs and gets up] Basketball, again with basketball.
Roseanne : Hold on, sit down, I'm not telling you to play basketball. I think it's the dumbest sport ever invented and I spent all 4 years of high school acting like I had cramps so's I wouldn't have to play it. But it just seemed that when you had basketball, you cared about something. What do you care about now?
Darlene : What I care about is being left alone.
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Roseanne : Are you doing drugs, Darlene?
Darlene : No.
Roseanne : Would you tell me if you were?
Darlene : If I was doing drugs, no I wouldn't tell you, but since I'm not doing them, the answer's no.
Roseanne : Why should I believe that?
Darlene : Because I'm saying it. You can search my room, give me a blood test, whatever.