Roseanne (TV Series)

Don't Ask, Don't Tell (1994)

Sandra Bernhard: Nancy Bartlett

Quotes 

• Nancy : [talking about her girlfriend Sharon]  Nothing personal, Roseanne, I just haven't introduced Sharon to any of my friends.

  Roseanne : Oh, you mean any of your straight friends, right? Because you've never been able to accept our alternate lifestyle. Well, it isn't a choice, you know.

• Nancy : [about a bar she and girlfriend Sharon want to go to]  I don't think you'd have such a great time.

  Jackie : Sounds like fun.

  Nancy : It's a gay bar.

  Jackie : Okey-dokey.

  Roseanne : Well, Jackie, it doesn't bother us if it's gay.

  Nancy : Well, it might! Friday is convert-a-hetero night.