Roseanne (TV Series)

Don't Ask, Don't Tell (1994)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Nancy : [about a bar she and girlfriend Sharon want to go to]  I don't think you'd have such a great time.

  Jackie : Sounds like fun.

  Nancy : It's a gay bar.

  Jackie : Okey-dokey.

  Roseanne : Well, Jackie, it doesn't bother us if it's gay.

  Nancy : Well, it might! Friday is convert-a-hetero night.

• Jackie : Well, I'm not going to feel comfortable there. What if everybody there thinks I'm gay?

  Roseanne : Well, then you could just think they're gay right back at them.