Roseanne (TV Series)
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today (1993)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Jackie Harris : What've you got planned for the big event?
Roseanne Conner : Aww, it's gonna be sooo great. We're going all out this time, you know. Ah, we'll start with a really romantic, prime rib dinner, and everything, because, you know, the twentieth wedding anniversary *is* the red meat and liquor anniversary.
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Jackie Harris : [about Roseanne's wedding anniversary gift] Still looking. I wanted to be sure I get you something you've always wanted.
Roseanne Conner : [gasps] Can you get me into the Witness Relocation Program?
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Roseanne Conner : [Roseanne can't find her wedding ring] I'm gonna go look in the living room again, and if I don't find it in there, I'm getting D.J. x-rayed.
Roseanne Conner : [Jackie suggests checking the vacuum bag] The vacuum bag? How in the hell would it get into the vacuum bag!