Roseanne (TV Series)

Lanford Daze (1993)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

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Quotes 

• Darlene : You're still eating meat?

  David Healy : Look, come on, I tried to stop, okay? But I realized, I'm a carnivore.

  Darlene : Well so are wolverines, but I don't let them heat up their prey in my microwave.

• Darlene : I was making a statement.

  Roseanne : Yeah? Well, I'm making a statement too! Only *my* chalk outline is going to have long, curly hair, and a great, big, mouth!

• Darlene : [to her Mom]  This isn't about money! How can I make you get this? This was once a beautiful living thing, 'till someone put a bolt-gun to it's head and chopped it up, and now you want me to serve it to someone, so they can make their stomach into a graveyard for it.

• Roseanne : Hey Darlene, I know you do all the writing for your comic books and David does the drawings, but do you ever get the urge to just draw something? Like you ever wake up in the middle of the night thinking 'God, I've just gotta draw *something* SOME-WHERE'?

  Darlene : All right, let's get this over with. I did the chalk outlines. I just couldn't go on being part of the Conner family money-making death machine.

  Roseanne : Oh sure, *now* you come up with a name for the restaurant.