Quotes
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Mr. Evans : [about Roseanne] To the best of your knowledge, is she on any medication?
Leon Carp : No... but I think she should be.
Mr. Evans : So you consider her a good employee?
Leon Carp : Well now, that's a poser.
Mr. Evans : Yes or no, Mr. Carp.
Leon Carp : Okay, yes.
[sparks fly out of the lie detector machine]
Leon Carp : I was afraid that would happen.