Roseanne (TV Series)

Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places (1992)

Danielle Harris: Molly Tilden

Quotes 

• Molly Tilden : [knocks on the door, Darlene answers, letting her in]  Your little brother is doing is again!

  Darlene : I told you I'd take care of it and I did. Dee Jaaaaaay!

  Molly Tilden : What are you calling him down here for? He'll never admit it.

  Darlene : Oh, he won't have to. I put shoe polish on the eye of his telescope so he would be branded the deviate that he is.

  D.J. : [comes downstairs with no shoe polish on his eye]  What do you want?

  Molly Tilden : Brilliant plan.

  Darlene : [puzzled]  It shoulda worked.

  David : [comes downstairs with black shoe polish on his eye]  Hey!... What?

  [Molly is grinning, Darlene seeths with anger. A sign blocking the screen reads: DUE TO ITS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND VIOLENT NATURE, THE REMAINDER OF THIS SCENE HAS BEEN CENSORED] 

• Molly Tilden : [about getting D.J. to stop spying on her]  So anyway, are you going to do something about your brother?

  Darlene : Yeah, I'll take care of it.

  Molly Tilden : Well I hope so. Because he could grow up to be a pretty disturbed individual.

  Darlene : You don't understand here, Molly. This is the most normal thing he's ever done.

• D.J. : You're a way better baby sitter than Darlene.

  Molly Tilden : Oh yeah?

  D.J. : Yeah. You let me out of my room.

• D.J. : Darlene says there's no electricity or lights where you come from, but that's okay, 'cause you can't read anyway.

  Molly Tilden : Oh yeah? Well what else does she say?

  D.J. : You guys keep live chickens in your kitchen and kill them with your bare hands.