Roseanne (TV Series)

PMS, I Love You (1990)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : Kids, I want you to remember this: PMS is serious stuff. It causes depression, anxiety... physical pain.

  Dan Conner : And it's rough on your Mother, too.

• Jackie Harris : [trying to stop Dan]  Dan, wait! No, you can't leave!

  Dan Conner : Jackie, Jackie, I'm warning you! If you don't let go of me, I'm fully prepared to gnaw my own arm off.

• Jackie Harris : [Roseanne has PMS]  Are you sure?

  Dan Conner : Jackie, I have been through this for 17 years; every 28 days, 204 times, yes I'm sure.

  Dan Conner : I don't know, Dan, Roseanne seems perfectly plesant today.

  Crystal Anderson : And Crystal, when have you ever known Roseanne to be "perfectly plesant"?