Roseanne (TV Series)

Party Politics (1993)

Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene : [finds out DJ's skipped school to watch TV and eat chips]  Mom and Dad are going to find out about this. Mom monitors the potato chips.

  D.J. Conner : No way, I put them back in the cupboard and before Mom looks in there, I say 'Who ate all the chips?' Mom thinks Dad ate them, Dad thinks Mom ate them and then they get into a huge fight.