Roseanne (TV Series)
Playing with Matches (1993)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
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Quotes
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Bev Harris : [the girls are curious if their Mom is seeing Jake, from her retirement community] Please, girls, I'm not in the market. I spent forty years taking care of your father, and I'm not going to do that again.
Roseanne Conner : Well relax, in forty years, all that guy's gonna need is just an occasional mowing.
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Roseanne Conner : And, Ma, I forgot to tell you, um. Dan wanted you to, um, come bowling with us tonight.
Bev Harris : I'd love to. I'm sure I've still got one of your father's balls around somewhere.
Jake : Alimony wasn't enough?
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Dan Conner : David, you better tell us what you're fighting about.
Roseanne Conner : Yeah, 'cause it's no fun 'til we can take sides.
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Roseanne Conner : [after hearing what David did to make Darlene mad] Oh, David, I'm so sorry that your last meal's going to be meatloaf.
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Roseanne Conner : So, is he gonna be our new dad, or is he just another one of your nooners?