Roseanne (TV Series)
Stressed to Kill (1991)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne : I am an obsessive compulsive addictive mess, Dan! I can't do anything just a little, I find something I like and I totally overdo it: eating, smoking, thank God for birth control.
Dan Conner : Amen.
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Roseanne : The problem is just me, Dan. I blame the kids, I blame money, but it's all bull. I am just weak.
Dan Conner : [coyly] That's why I married you, because you're so weak and frail.
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Dan Conner : [walks Roseanne into the bedroom] Tell me what happened.
Roseanne : Oh, then I called Leon a big doodie-face and he sent me home.
[collapses face down on the bed]
Dan Conner : [sprawls over her and massages her back] Did you smoke?
Roseanne : No. I did however eat seven thousand pickle chips.
Dan Conner : Thanks for the warning.