Roseanne (TV Series)

Stressed to Kill (1991)

Tony Edwards: Customer

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [waits on a smoking customer]  Can I help you?

  Customer : Uh, yeah. Which is better, the tuna salad or the egg salad?

  Roseanne : Tuna salad... egg salad... chicken salad... turkey salad... shrimp salad. What difference does it make? It's all just different words for mayonnaise. Pick one.