Roseanne (TV Series)

Suck Up or Shut Up (1994)

Martin Mull: Leon Carp

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• Leon Carp : No, no, no, no, no, no, no! We don't charge Mr. Mehlman, of Mehlman Restaurant Supplies. He's our "special friend".

  Roseanne Conner : Oh, a "special friend", huh? Well, the food is on the house! If you're sleeping with Leon, it's a miracle you can eat at all.

• Roseanne Conner : [after Leon insults her]  Oh, now, Leon. I may not have your vast wealth of business experience, nor your great willingness to kiss butt, but I do have something else.

  Leon Carp : Really? And what might that be?

  Roseanne Conner : [pinches him hard on the chest]  Your nipple!

  Leon Carp : [knees buckle, he cries out]  Owwwwwwww!