Roseanne (TV Series)
Thanksgiving 1991 (1991)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : How much has she had to drink?
Dan Conner : Six fingers of bourbon and a very generous thumb.
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Roseanne Conner : I made you a plate...
Darlene Conner : I'm not really hungry.
Roseanne Conner : Well good because I ate it an hour ago.
Darlene Conner : So... still not smoking?
Roseanne Conner : Oh yeah, I ate your pie too.
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Beverly Harris : Well, I think I'll set the table. Where's the good china?
Roseanne Conner : Over at your house till the reading of the will.
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Roseanne Conner : [Darlene enters the kitchen] Becky look! It's emerged from its cave! I hear you can train some of them to eat out of your hand.
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Roseanne Conner : [to DJ] You're still mashing the sweet potatoes?
D.J. Conner : I'm trying to get the fly.
Roseanne Conner : Eww, it is a big one, isn't it? Maybe we'll just put some raisins in it...
Becky Conner : Mother!
Roseanne Conner : Alright, throw that out and start over.