Roseanne (TV Series)

Thanksgiving 1991 (1991)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

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Quotes 

• Darlene Conner : How can I tell them what the problem is when I don't know myself?

  Nana Mary : Darlene, you have to be patient with them.

• Roseanne Conner : I made you a plate...

  Darlene Conner : I'm not really hungry.

  Roseanne Conner : Well good because I ate it an hour ago.

  Darlene Conner : So... still not smoking?

  Roseanne Conner : Oh yeah, I ate your pie too.

• Darlene Conner : I'm done with this fruit salad, here.

  [hands Becky a bowl with whole fruit in it] 

  Becky Conner : Aren't you supposed to peel it first?

• Lonnie Anderson : I'm not a child.

  Darlene Conner : You're a fetus.