Roseanne (TV Series)

The Slice of Life (1989)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Photos 

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : [to Roseanne]  I don't know how you remember all this stuff.

  Roseanne : What stuff?

  Dan Conner : Like when Darlene had the mumps.

  Roseanne : Well, because she had the mumps the same time D.J. and Becky had the mumps, Dan. You don't forget three kids having simultaneous mumps.

• Foreign Man : [to Jackie]  How are you, my wife? Is okay?

  Dan Conner : You better take him up on it, Jackie. That's liable to be your last proposal.

• Roseanne : I ask one little question and nobody can answer me. I asked, "What's going on with my kid?" That's not a stupid question. That's a question that deserves an answer. It's a question any human being has a right to know. Well, what's going on with my kid?

  Dan Conner : Tell 'em, kiddo.

  Dr. Bryce : Mr. and Mrs. Conner...

  Roseanne : Is Darlene all right?

  Dr. Bryce : She's fine.

  Roseanne : So what am I yelling about?