Roseanne (TV Series)

The Slice of Life (1989)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : [about their old sleeping bag]  If this bag could talk...

  Roseanne : I'd cut its tongue out, I would.

• Jackie Harris : [about the Annie Oakley sleeping bag]  Mom gave this to me when I moved out incase I needed a place to stay for the rest of my life.

• Roseanne : Why this morning of all mornings did I have to yell at Darlene?

  Jackie Harris : Because she was being a pain in the butt.

  Roseanne : Oh, Jackie. She's just being 11.

  Jackie Harris : Roseanne, yelling at Darlene. That's like breathing. It's just an involuntary response.