Roseanne (TV Series)

Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down (1991)

Meagen Fay: Kathy Bowman

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [walks into the kitchen and sees Dan disemboweled, turns around and Roseanne corners her with a knife]  What is it, Kathy? I've had a really bad day and now I've got to clean up all of this. You know, I don't know how many times I keep telling myself, it's just like gutting a fish. I swear I was much better with Becky's dad.

  Kathy Bowman : Becky's dad?

  Roseanne : Yeah, he was blonde too. Oh hey I know, you've got a garbage disposal, don't you?

  Kathy Bowman : [cringing]  Oh my God... I have to go home.

  Roseanne : Oh no, you can't go, Kathy, you'll tell.

  Kathy Bowman : [backing up]  No I won't, I promise, please let me go!

  [backs into Dan who's standing behind her, turns around] 

  Dan : Liver?

  [Kathy screams and runs for the door] 

  Roseanne : Happy Halloween!

  Kathy Bowman : [in shock]  That was horrible! Horrible!