- Dan: [Roseanne accuses him of ruining their last attempt at a vacation to Las Vegas] Oh, right, I made it snow. I closed down O'Hare International Airport. I have that power!
- Roseanne: Okay, Becky, you know the drill, first you drive DJ to soccer practice, then you have to come pick me up at work.
- Becky Conner: Jeez, mother, why don't you buy me a chauffeur's hat and jacket?
- Roseanne: That's all I ever hear from you, Becky. 'I need new clothes, buy me a hat, buy me a jacket'.