Roswell (TV Series)

Baby, It's You (2001)

Jason Behr: Max Evans

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Quotes 

• Micheal : You mean you and Tess actually had...

  Max : Hot alien sex. Yes.

  Micheal : How was it?

  Max : Well, it was probably a lot like human sex, except the point of culmination.

• Isabel : Do you remember Bigfoot?

  Max : My guinea pig?

  Isabel : Yeah. Do you remember what happened?

  Max : Sure. Mr. Martinelli's dog got into his cage and killed him.

  Isabel : Do you remember what happened the next day?

  Max : I don't.

  [Isabel waves her hand so it starts snowing] 

  Max : It snowed...

  Isabel : It was the first time we'd ever seen it. It snowed for two days. Biggest storm to hit Roswell in a century. It was a disaster for everyone but us.

  Max : We built snowmen.

  Isabel : We made angels.

  Max : And pelted Michael with snowballs.

  [they laugh] 

  Isabel : It was magic.

  Max : Just like this.

• [last lines] 

  Isabel : [about the transcription of the book]  What does it say?

  Max : It's the way home... We can go home.

  [Max, Michael and Isabel look at each other, standing in the snow] 

• Max : [to Isabel about Tess' pregnancy]  She's pregnant, and the baby's dying because it can't live in this atmosphere.

  [Isabel sits down next to Max, shocked] 

  Max : And I don't know what to do, because... I'm so scared. And I don't know what to tell Mom and Dad, because I... It's like what would I even tell them? They don't know who I really am. I feel so irresponsible, and stupid, and... I know this is supposed to happen, because it's our destiny.

• Max : Michael. The idea that Alex might have died just because we're here... I can't bear it. All those times you would run off chasing some clue to find out where we come from. Why we're here. Where we belong. I always thought you were chasing something that wasn't out there, because in my heart, I believed that we belonged here, you know? That we were human. Lately, I've been thinking that you might have been right all along.

  Micheal : Lately, I've been thinking I might have been wrong all along.

• Max : Morning. You-you're going for a run? That must be up to five to six miles by now.

  [Isabel ignores him] 

  Max : Look, I know you're still mad and everything, but uh, I-I really need someone to talk to.

  [Isabel sits in front of him, glaring at him] 

  Max : Well, it's not easy to say, but uh, especially to my sister, but uh, you know that Tess and I have been giving a long and kind of cross and last night, we... things... something came up between us... something happened.

  Isabel : You slept with her?

  Max : Yeah.

  Isabel : [sarcastically]  Wow. Congratulations, Max. You lost your virginity.

  [she unenthusiastically applauds] 

  Max : Is...

  Isabel : Oh, gee, I'm sorry. Were you looking for some sort of comfort or sympathy before you went off and washed her dried sweat from your body? Or hey, did you guys do it in the shower?

  Max : Forget it.

  Isabel : His majesty will now retire to his room!

  Max : We didn't plan it, all right? It just happened. I'm feeling a little weird about it right now and... I'm just hoping...

  Isabel : You were wrong. I don't care about your morning after anxieties, or your delicate feelings. Because my feelings sure as hell don't matter to you.

• Tess : I want to start planning our future. I just wonder if that future is gonna be in Roswell.

  Max : You want to go somewhere else?

  Tess : I always thought the ultimate plan was to go home. Our real home.

  Max : It is. Someday. But we don't know when that's gonna be. I think we had enough to deal with the in here and now. Don't you?