Roswell (TV Series)

Behind the Music (2001)

Shiri Appleby: Liz Parker

Quotes 

• Liz : Everything is going to be fine between you and Maria. Trust me.

  Michael : She cooked him Italian food last night.

  Liz : Oh.

  Michael : I knew it. It's a problem.

  Liz : No, it's not a problem. It's just, um, it's food.

  Michael : No, Liz. It's Italian food.

  Liz : Michael, please don't do anything stupid. Or alien! Or both! Please!

• [to Maria, who in becoming a singer, will lose Micheal] 

  Liz : Maybe sometimes, you have to go after your dreams. But who am I to tell you to just give him up, because without your dreams, you're just me.

• Maria : Nothing ever changes.

  Liz : Maybe you don't really want anything to change.

  Maria : Maybe. Or maybe neither one of us is strong enough or crazy enough to break the cycle.

• Michael : It's a pretty busy night, huh?

  Liz : Mm-hmm.

  Michael : How much money do you think we pull in on a night like tonight?

  Liz : Do you know that you really suck at small talk? Why don't you just tell Dr. Parker what's on your mind.

  Michael : Okay, tell me, do I need to be worried about this Billy guy?

  Liz : No, you don't. He's completely harmless.

  Michael : But you think he's good-looking, right?

  Liz : Well, yeah, if you like that sort of thing, I guess.

  Michael : The good-looking sort of thing?

  Liz : Michael.

  Michael : Do you really think he missed his bus?

  Liz : Yes, I do. Haven't you ever missed a bus before?

  Michael : No, because I don't take the bus. And I don't write songs. And I don't cook with freaking half-and-half!

  [makes the salt containers explode] 

  Liz : Hey, Michael!

  Michael : Sorry, my powers are out of control.