Roswell (TV Series)

Behind the Music (2001)

Brendan Fehr: Michael Guerin

Quotes 

• Maria : Do we have a problem?

  Michael : No, we don't. I do.

  Maria : How can I help?

  Michael : Be patient with me.

  Maria : Always.

  Michael : Don't say it like that, like I'm a kid.

  Maria : That's not what I meant. What are you worried about? Really. What can I do?

  Michael : Tell your friend to leave. He shouldn't be here. It's not a good time.

  Maria : Not a good time? Let me ask you a question, Michael.

  Michael : Here we go.

  Maria : No, don't do that.

  Michael : You ask 'What can I do?' and I tell you.

  Maria : When is it a good time?

  Michael : To step out with an old boyfriend?

  Maria : He is not an old- Would you just-?

  Michael : Where's your patience now?

• Liz : Everything is going to be fine between you and Maria. Trust me.

  Michael : She cooked him Italian food last night.

  Liz : Oh.

  Michael : I knew it. It's a problem.

  Liz : No, it's not a problem. It's just, um, it's food.

  Michael : No, Liz. It's Italian food.

  Liz : Michael, please don't do anything stupid. Or alien! Or both! Please!

• Max : We still need your healing stone.

  Michael : I think it's at Maria's.

  Max : You think it's at Maria's?

  Michael : Yeah, I don't know. Most likely.

  Max : I bet if it was one of your Metallica CDs, you'd know where it was.

  Michael : Hey, you wanna bring that up again? The reason I got pissed is because you put "And Justice For All" before "Master of the Puppets".

  Max : Yeah, in alphabetical order.

  Michael : They go in order of the release date.

  Max : And you don't know where your healing stone is?

  Michael : Do you still wanna sleep on my couch?

• Michael : It's a pretty busy night, huh?

  Liz : Mm-hmm.

  Michael : How much money do you think we pull in on a night like tonight?

  Liz : Do you know that you really suck at small talk? Why don't you just tell Dr. Parker what's on your mind.

  Michael : Okay, tell me, do I need to be worried about this Billy guy?

  Liz : No, you don't. He's completely harmless.

  Michael : But you think he's good-looking, right?

  Liz : Well, yeah, if you like that sort of thing, I guess.

  Michael : The good-looking sort of thing?

  Liz : Michael.

  Michael : Do you really think he missed his bus?

  Liz : Yes, I do. Haven't you ever missed a bus before?

  Michael : No, because I don't take the bus. And I don't write songs. And I don't cook with freaking half-and-half!

  [makes the salt containers explode] 

  Liz : Hey, Michael!

  Michael : Sorry, my powers are out of control.