- Max: [Max and Kyle are drunk] We're gonna win her back.
- Kyle: We are?
- Max: We're gonna show her how we feel about her, and she's gonna forget all about Mr. Shallow and come back to us.
- Kyle: Shellow.
- Max: Come on.
- Kyle: Well, how do we split her up, exactly? Every other week? Mondays? Wednesdays? Fridays? Alternate Saturdays?
- DJ: Well, hey, hold on there, dream girl. You're not gonna get off so easy. I mean, look at these guys. You got 'em hanging on by a string, and I think you owe it to them, and the KROZ listeners, to make a choice here and now. Will it be Doug, the dream man we chose for you... the ex-boyfriend, Lyle... Or Max, who kidnapped you, and vandalized your home? What do you have to say for yourselves, men?
- Liz Parker: LIZ: Max! Max, please. We have to stop. Please, we have to stop.
- Max: MAX: Let's just keep running, you and me, away from here, away from everything. I see everything so clearly now. We'll go someplace where no one knows us. As long as we're together, nothing else matters.
- Liz Parker: LIZ: You're drunk. Nothing that you're saying is true.
- Max: MAX: It's all true, Liz. It's how I really feel. It's all just magic when I think about you.
- [Max touches a lamp post and causes the light to shine in a pattern]
- Liz Parker: LIZ: Max, turn it off. Anyone can see.
- Max: MAX: And when I'm not with you... I go crazy.
- [Max touches a car and the car alarm goes off]
- Liz Parker: LIZ: Max.
- Max: MAX: When you're here...
- Liz Parker: LIZ: Oh, Max. Please.
- Max: MAX: You're my dream girl, Liz.
- Liz Parker: LIZ: And what if I believe you tonight?
- Max: MAX: Then we live happily ever after.
- Liz Parker: LIZ: And then what about tomorrow... when you go back to realizing who you really are, and all of your fantasies go away.
- Max: MAX: I'll still have you.
- Liz Parker: LIZ: This can never be normal, Max.
- [Max touches the tops of some parking meters, and they start sparkling]
- Max: MAX: What's so great about normal?
- Alex: Your answering machine's fixed, it just needed to be reset after the hundredth call. There are a lot of desperate guys out there.