- Michael: Now if I'm gonna have a chance of graduating this year I need to get into your Bio 101 class.
- Mr. Seligman: Why didn't you come to my Bio 101 class when you were in it?
- Michael: I'm turning over a new leaf.
- Mr. Seligman: Excuse me while I take a moment to chuckle within.
- Phillip Evans: I need you to tell me why.
- Max: I can't ever tell you the truth. Please, don't make me lie to you.
- Phillip Evans: I'm sorry, son, silence is not acceptable. And neither is a lie. Not after what we've just been through. No, not under my roof.
- Max: I can respect that. I just want to thank you for helping Liz. I'll always appreciate that. I'll come by home to pack my things. Goodbye, Dad.
- Maria: [to herself as she pulls up in the car] Why can't these aliens ever get in trouble somewhere decent? Like Graceland or Tahoe or New Orleans. No, Utah. Mormons and mountains.