Roswell (TV Series)

I Married an Alien (2002)

Brendan Fehr: Michael Guerin

Quotes 

• Max : No, no, that's wrong. It was a Navajo White. That's more Eggshell.

  Michael : And I'm the one who needs a hobby?

• Jesse : Were you guys just talking about me?

  Isabel : No, silly. The world doesn't revolve around you!

  Max : Yeah, it revolves around Michael.

  Michael : That's me!

• Max : [Sees Michael watching "Bewitched"]  Okay, this is officially not funny anymore.

  Michael : I'd ask what your problem is, Maxwell, but I really don't care.

  Max : Michael, you have got to get a life.

  Michael : Thanks for the heartfelt advice. You can leave now.

• Jesse : [On the golf course]  You want to take a mulligan?

  Michael : No, I don't take drugs.

• Isabel : Michael, what are you going to tell Eric?

  Michael : I'll think of something.

  Isabel : I don't know what worries me more, when you don't think or when you do.

  Michael : That's funny. You should be on a sitcom.

• Isabel : Well, what are we going to do?

  Max : I guess we're gonna have to find another planet to hide out on.

  Isabel : But I like this planet.

  Michael : Me too. Where else are you going to find another planet that has Whoppers and Big Mac?

  Isabel , Max : Shut up.

• Isabel : Did you forget something?

  Jesse : Yeah, my balls.

  [Max and Michael laughs] 

  Jesse : Were you guys just talking about me?

  Isabel : That's a little paranoid, don't you think? I mean the whole world doesn't revolve around you.

  Max : It revolves around Michael.

  Michael : That's a fact.