- Max: So did you and Maria officially break up?
- Michael: I thought so. But the more she says, the more confusing it gets. She wants space, but she still wants me in her life. All I know for sure is that I'm not getting any. Let's grab a burger.
- Max: That's not exactly giving her space.
- Michael: I'm not gonna starve because I have a weird girlfriend.
- Max: You know, Liz's dad is still freaked. I'm not allowed in the Crashdown.
- Michael: Do it anyways, it'll make her hot.
- Maria: I want to break up. I want out because I love you so much. I love you more than you could possibly know.
- Michael: I'm lost.
- Maria: No, I'm lost. And you've been there the whole time to help me through all of it.
- Michael: All of what?
- Maria: This whole thing. Alien, human, the scary stuff, the bad stuff.
- Michael: There was fun stuff too.
- Maria: Yeah, but I haven't been honest through any of it.
- Michael: Listen, if you're tying to tell me you're a bisexual or something I'm cool with that. I'm- Why do you want out?
- Maria: Because, Michael, I don't think I've ever been in. I mean, this girl you've known for the past three years, this Maria, it's just not me.
- Michael: Of course it's you.
- Maria: No, it's not the me I used to be.
- Michael: Things change.
- Maria: Yeah, things change.
- Michael: Just like that? Will you come back to me?
- Maria: I don't know.