Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Ringo Starr (1970)

Ringo Starr: Self - Guest Performer

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Quotes 

• Ringo Starr : You can be certain that a man with a banana in his ear does not want you to notice his feet.

• Alan Sues : Ringo, which was eh, your favorite hit record?

  Ringo Starr : I wanna hold your hand.

  Alan Sues : [reaches out his hand, which Ringo takes]  Now will you tell me which was your favorite hit record?

  Ringo Starr : Alan, you're adorable. And you're weird.

  Alan Sues : Well you're the freako that wanted to hold my hand.

• Ringo Starr : There's no truth to the rumor that my newest picture, The Magic Christian, is about Billy Graham doing card tricks.

• Teresa Graves : Ringo, has fame and fortune changed your life at all?

  Ringo Starr : No, it's just brought me fame and fortune.

• Ringo Starr : Very interesting.

  German Soldier : Say, Dingo...

  Ringo Starr : The name's Ringo.

  German Soldier : Ringo, Dingo, you're in my bush. Get out of my bush.

  Ringo Starr : Ok.

  German Soldier : Winners get trees, losers get bushes. Think about it.

• Ringo Starr : Dan, have you seen "The Magic Christian?"

  Dan Rowan : No, but I ran into a tricky Moslem last week.