Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Rita Hayworth (1971)

Ruth Buzzi: Regular Performer, Gladys Ormphby, Agnes Gooch, Busy Buzzi, Kathleen Pullman, Doris Swizzle

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Quotes 

• Madam : Waiter, what's good on the menu?

  Waiter : Everything's good on the menu, madam, it's what's on the plate that's our problem.

• Gladys Ormphby : [gasping loudly]  Oh, Dr. Kiley...

  [more gasping] 

  Gladys Ormphby : ... I'm not feeling well... can you look at me?

  [even more unhealthy sounds] 

  Dr. Steven Kiley : Eh, I'm sorry, Gladys, I'm a general practitioner, not a veterinarian.