Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Cat Showdown (1997)

Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman

Quotes 

• Hilda Spellman : He has really got it bad for you.

  Zelda Spellman : I wish there was some gentle way to let him down.

  Hilda Spellman : I know what you need. I just saw an ad for it in Modern Witch. It's a new perfume that repels love. Here it is. "Somewhere between disdain and contempt lies Revulsion."

  Zelda Spellman : Revulsion? Hmm. "Available at Full Moon Beauty Supply."

  Hilda Spellman : Let's go.

  Zelda Spellman : We can't. Full Moon Beauty Supply is only open once a month.

  Hilda Spellman : When?

  Zelda Spellman : During the full moon.

  Hilda Spellman : I knew that.

• Hilda Spellman : Oh, what's this?

  Daphne : Oh, this is a magic mirror that shows you at your best.

  Hilda Spellman : [reading]  "The make-over mirror. It's a nice reflection on you."

  Daphne : Try it.

  Hilda Spellman : I'm ravishing. I have to have it.

  Daphne : Oh, here, buy two. One for each of you.

  Zelda Spellman : No. Hilda, you can't buy self-esteem.

  Hilda Spellman : Yes, I can, and it's on sale.

• Sabrina Spellman : Mr. Gordon thought he needed this to gain people's trust. But trust should not depend on fake hair. Trust should depend on real knowledge, integrity, and accurate reporting.

  Hilda Spellman : Sabrina, he's on TV news.

• Zelda Spellman : [holding Sabrina as a cat]  Is this the cat you're looking for?

  Bob Gordon : Why yes, what's her name?

  Zelda Spellman : Sabrina.

  Harvey Kinkle : [to Hilda]  She named her cat Sabrina? Doesn't that get confusing around the house?

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, it's a pretty confusing place in general.