Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Cat Showdown (1997)

Nate Richert: Harvey Kinkle

Quotes 

• Harvey Kinkle : I can tell her right now. I'll never be able to dig up that much cash.

  Sabrina Spellman : Me neither. Plus I can't ask my aunts, they're on a "teach her the value of a dollar" kick.

  Harvey Kinkle : What made them do that?

  Sabrina Spellman : I went on a "blow my allowance on dumb stuff" kick.

• Sabrina Spellman : [Bob Gordon is inspecting Salem]  What is he looking for?

  Harvey Kinkle : To see if it's a boy or a girl?

  Bob Gordon : This cat has excellent bone structure, a lovely coat, and a somewhat bemused expression. This is one of my top three American short hairs.

• Zelda Spellman : [holding Sabrina as a cat]  Is this the cat you're looking for?

  Bob Gordon : Why yes, what's her name?

  Zelda Spellman : Sabrina.

  Harvey Kinkle : [to Hilda]  She named her cat Sabrina? Doesn't that get confusing around the house?

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, it's a pretty confusing place in general.

• Zelda Spellman : [referring to Sabrina as a cat]  No, Harvey, she's not for sale.

  Harvey Kinkle : Are you sure? She's the sweetest, most beautiful cat I've ever held.