- The Scotsman: What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-wearin', basket face, slipper wieldin', clype-dreep-bachle, gether-uping-blate-maw, bleathering, gomreil, jessie, oaf-lookin', scooner, nyaff, plookie, shan, milk-drinkin', soy-faced, shilpit, mim-moothed, snivelin', worm-eyed, hotten-blaugh, vile-stoochie, cally-breek-tattie?
- [Jack and the Scotsman have been fighting all night and are exhausted]
- Scottsman: Are ye ready to give up yet?
- Jack: I am not defeated, and I will hold my ground.
- Scottsman: Hold yer ground, ye can barley hold yer sword.
- Jack: Then come get me.
- Scottsman: Wha-? I...
- [struggles with his sword and gives up]
- Scottsman: Seeing as I'm a sportsman, I'll give ye a moment to recuperate.