Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tom Hanks/Sade (1985)

Nora Dunn: Pat Stevens, Mary Hart, Mother Flanagan, Various

Quotes 

• Tommy Flanagan : No, no, not me mom, I don't lie any more, nope. Not since I've been a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous.

  Mother : Really?

  Tommy Flanagan : Yep, been a member for, eh... nine months now.

  Mother : Well that's funny, you never had that problem when you were a kid.

  Tommy Flanagan : Oh yeah, well...

  Mother : Well, of course there were other problems, like those darn wild dogs that used to chew up your report card...

  Tommy Flanagan : Oh yeah, I remember them.

  Tommy Flanagan : Aah, and those escaped convicts that used to leave the girlie magazines under your mattress.

  Tommy Flanagan : Yeah, yeah, those were the ones that used to drink all o' dads liquor.

• Pat Stevens : Let me just throw you a wild, crazy question. Uhm, what attracts you to a woman?

  Louis Farrakhan : Blackness. Very, very dark skin. I like a woman so black, she's blue... with blonde hair.