- Peter Graves: Now, before we take a last look at our two finalists, Lets explain how the Sexiest Man Alive is selected by our panel of judges. All of our contestants are graded on their performance in each of the following five categories: butt; buns; talent; vulnerability and rear end.
- Loose Change: Ok, Mr. I-Gotta-Know-Everybody-Else's-Business. I go out with Wang Wu.
- Ching Change: Hoo wah!
- Loose Change: No, I see him next week.
- Ching Change: Who?
- Loose Change: Next week!
- Ching Change: Wha?
- Loose Change: Next week!
- A. Whitney Brown: And that, my friends, is a small part of the mighty mural of life, that makes up when taken as a whole, the vast panorama of history that is, when viewed from a distance, standing way back, squinting your eyes, the rich tapestry of human experience that forms, from far, far away, the vague outline that has come to be known... as el Photo Grande. The Big Picture.