Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Judge Reinhold/10,000 Maniacs (1988)

Dana Carvey: Various, Church Lady, Galileo, Hans

Quotes 

• Church Lady : I'm sorry, maybe I'm just old fashioned, maybe I don't watch MTV, but what exactly are 'pornographic acts'?

  Jimmy Swaggart : They are grievous chasms of torturous hellfire sin!

  Church Lady : I see, and exactly who's chasm were we sinning in, hm?

• Pirate with Swan on his shoulder : Did you hear about Blackbeard's mockingbird?

  Pirate with Penguin on his shoulder : No, what?

  Pirate with Swan on his shoulder : He killed it.

  Pirate with Penguin on his shoulder : Boy, you could've predicted that.

  Pirate with Swan on his shoulder : Yeah.