Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tom Hanks/Keith Richards (1988)

Tom Hanks: Self - Host, Various

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• Mr. Short-Term Memory : Wait a minute, I'm not gonna eat this, it's already been in somebody's mouth. Oh, this is a great restaurant, serves allready been chewed food!

• Girl Watcher : She caught the shine on my forehead, and just kept on truckin'.

  Girl Watcher # 2 : I was there all along, backing you up with my big ol' head!

• Tom Hanks : 'Look up Nice in the latest edition of Webster's Dictionary, you'll find a new definition: Tom Hanks.' No, you won't! I've looked it up, it's not there!

• Girl Watcher : Yow! Jessica Chase!

  Girl Watcher # 2 : A girl I've never even spoken to.

  Girl Watcher : She's a practicing lawyer, and we're still living at home.

  Girl Watcher # 2 : I don't like our chances.