Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Tony Danza/John Hiatt (1989)

Jon Lovitz: Various

Quotes 

• Mr. President : Yeah, so what is dis I hear about Martians?

  Da Brewmeister : Well, dey have landed, Mr. President, we've seen dem.

  Rudy : Yeah, they had saucers and ray guns and stuff like dat. I think they mean to take over da woild!

• Mr. President : Perfessor, we got martians!

  Einstein : Martians? You mean, like extra-tyrannicals?

  Rudy : Yeah! We got dem comin' out da ol' ying-yang!

  Da Brewmeister : And we need some sort of weapon to blow da funkin' saucers out of da funkin' sky!

• Tonto : Wake up, smell coffee!