"Saturday Night Live" Leslie Nielsen/Cowboy Junkies (TV Episode 1989) - Leslie Nielsen as Self - Host, Various

Wilbur Fitzbottom : Oh, by the way, Miss Jenson, I'm terrifeid of gorilla's, so please don't dress like one.
Bob Winkler : [Quck Cash Round on Snap Decision game show] All right, hands on buzzers. In what year did Columbus discover America?

Jerry Nichols : [buzzes in] 1492!

Bob Winkler : [buzzer sounds indicating a wrong answer] Sorry, the answer is 1812. Moving on, what Tchaikovsky overture uses cannons in the orchestra?

Judy Rollins : [buzzes in] The 1812th.

Bob Winkler : [buzzer sounds indicating a wrong answer] No, the answer is 'Sacremento'. All right, what is the capitol of California? Anyone? Coca-Cola. I thought somebody would get that. And finally, what softdrink was bottled in Atlanta in 1886?

Jerry Nichols : [buzzes in] 1492!

Bob Winkler : Correct!
Leslie Nielsen : Just imagine doing a scene with some young actress, and soiling both your costume and hers. Now, that can be really embarrassing. That's why I wear Dripmaster, the undergarment from Geritech that takes the worry out of walking around. In fact, I'm relieving... myself right now!
Bill : Karen is only 3 years younger than you? Are you sure? I thought she was about 29.

Charlotte : We were in school together, Karen is 37.

Bill : Well, she looks 29.

Charlotte : [sighs] Well, frankly, Bill, you're probably not very good at guessing women's ages.

Bill : Don Burke said Karen was 29, too.

Charlotte : Well, Don's an idiot!

Bill : Well, he, he guessed your age right.

Leslie Nielsen: Self - Host, Various