Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Glenn Close/Gipsy Kings (1989)

Dennis Miller: Weekend Update Anchor, Detective

Quotes 

• Weekend Update Anchor : Have you spoken to Andy Ridgeley lately?

  George Michael : What about my butt? Look at it! You can't take your eyes off it, can you? It's hypnotic. Try to look away, you can't look away!

• Dennis Miller : [singing an off-key, parodied version of Cat Stevens' "Moonshadow."]  I'm being followed by a big Muslim, big Muslim, big Muslim. Biiiig Muslim, Big Muslim!

  [smirks at cheering audience, goes on to sing "Father and Son"] 

  Dennis Miller : If it was them, I'd agree, but it was not me, it's so hard, so hard, and now I must go away.

  [turns to other camera, smirking while audience cheers] 

  Dennis Miller : [swings chair back around to face other camera, this time singing "Wild World"]  Ooooooh, baby, baby, it's a wild world!

  [makes guitar sound] 

  Dennis Miller : Ba-na-na-na-na!