Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

John Larroquette/Randy Newman & Mark Knopfler (1988)

John Larroquette: Self - Host, Vernon Hasley Jr., Bob Vila

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Quotes 

• John Larroquette : A year and a half ago I hosted this show and I tasted the sweetness of this moment. But then...

  [kneels down for dramatic effect] 

  John Larroquette : ... I had to let it go. Week after week a pathetic parade of pretenders stood up here, and tried to fill my shoes. I could only watch... how painful was my exile. But now I am back in full glory!

• Jackie : I broke a bed once, masturbating.

  Bob : Of course, I was watching.