Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Christopher Walken/Bonnie Raitt (1990)

Christopher Walken: Self - Host, Various, Werner, The Continental, Max Zorin, Rainbow Head, Steven Pressman

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• The Continental : I see that you blush.

  [pause] 

  The Continental : We will talk of other things. I spoke before of my three great passions. One, being fine champagne. Another... the art... of massage. Yes! I am a fully-trained and licensed masseur. You see my diploma... from the University of Beijing.

• Dee Kelly : [referring to the text on Rainbow Head's T-Shirt]  Ok now, ehm, John, John 3:16. For those of us who don't know football, which are a lot of us, who, who is that? Who is John 3:16?

  Linda Dano : Yeah. Is he a quarterback, is he a player?

  Dee Kelly : Yeah...

  Linda Dano : What, what, what?

  Rainbow Head : No, it's the reason I do this. It's a verse, from the Bible.

  Dee Kelly : Oh, the Bible.

  Linda Dano : Ooh...

  Dee Kelly : [turns to the camera]  Best selling book ever.

  Linda Dano : Old book.

  Dee Kelly : Yes. Bible, yes.

  Linda Dano : Old, old, very old, very, very good book.