Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Andie MacDowell/Tracy Chapman (1989)

Jon Lovitz: Various, Tonto

Quotes 

• Santa Claus : Harry, here's a list of who's been naughty and who's been nice.

  Hanukkah Harry : Hmm.

  [takes a look at the list] 

  Hanukkah Harry : Hmm... Brad Anderson, naughty. Well now what'd he do that was so bad?

  Santa Claus : His parents had some company over and he spoke when he wasn't spoken to.

  Hanukkah Harry : What? What is with you people? What, is that a crime? He's a kid! Kids talk. I'll bring him a little something.