Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Kiefer Sutherland/Skid Row (1991)
Kevin Nealon: Weekend Update Anchor, Various
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Weekend Update Anchor : Monoxidil, the hair growing drug sold under the name Rogaine is now being used as a mace substitute. You spray it in the face of the attacker, his eyebrows grow over his eyes, obstructing his vision. Unfortunately the FDA claims it must be used on the attacker religiously twice a day for 6 months before there's any noticeable results.
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Weekend Update Anchor : Good evening, I'm Nealon Kevin, and I'm a recovering dyslexic.
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Weekend Update Anchor : A 22,000 pound steel sculpture entitled "Hammering Man" was twisted and bent when it felt atop, eh, fell atop a crane that was hoisting it into the Seattle Art Museum this week. The sculpture will now be entitled "Twisted and bent when it fell atop a crane that was hoisting it Man."
