Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Steve Martin/Kinky Friedman (1976)

Steve Martin: Self - Host, Various

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Quotes 

• Steve Martin : To, uh, open the show, I always like to do one thing that is impossible.

  [holds up a straw] 

  Steve Martin : So right now I'm going to suck this stool into my lungs.

  [makes an effort to do so] 

  Steve Martin : Oh, darn.

  [throws away straw] 

• Steve Martin : [trying to get the audience to join in with his song]  All right, in Chinese now!