- Kevin Nealon: Hey David, yeah, you ever hear of the Beast Man of Studio 8-H?
- David Duchovny: Beast Man? What Beast Man?
- Kevin Nealon: Well, some of the older guys on the crew tell this story about this horrible man-beast who lives in the studio, back behind all the sets.
- David Duchovny: You sure you're not talking about the ghost of John Belushi?
- Kevin Nealon: No, he haunts the 17th floor.
- David Duchovny: What about the ghost of Joe Piscopo?
- Kevin Nealon: Joe Piscopo isn't dead.
- David Duchovny: Oh, right, right, he's alive, yeah...
- Weekend Update Anchor: A deadly outbreak of the Ebola virus is said to be responsible for more than one hundred deaths in Africa- and a couple of really bad movies here in the United States.