Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Rosie O'Donnell/Whitney Houston (1996)

Molly Shannon: Various, Mary Katherine Gallagher

Quotes 

• Margaret Jo McCullen : Now, Teri, I need to point out that gingerbread doesn't have to be cut into just the shape of a man. It can also be cut into other shapes.

  Teri Rialto : It sure can. You can cut it into a tree, a star, a bell, or even a square.

  Margaret Jo McCullen : Yeah, it's neat. There are a lot of things a square could be. It could be a Christmas gift, or a record album, or even a funny kind of magazine.

  Teri Rialto : [small chuckle]  That's really funny... .

  [giggles quietly] 

  Teri Rialto : You're really funny.

  Margaret Jo McCullen : Thanks. I couldn't stop thinking of things a square could be.

• Sister : Now, Mary, for crying out loud, why are you doing that?

  Mary Katherine Gallagher : Well, I'm the Little Drummer Boy, so I'm drumming.

  Sister : Yes, but you're drumming for Jesus Christ, not for Judas Priest!