Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Matthew Perry/Oasis (1997)

Will Ferrell: Various

Quotes 

• [Celebrity Jeopardy] 

  Alex Trebek : Mr. Keaton?

  Michael Keaton : I'm Batman.

  Alex Trebek : No, you are not.

• Alex Trebek : [on Celebrity Jeopardy]  You know what, lets just move on to Final Jeopardy. With every player in negative numbers, and the category is...

  [looks at card] 

  Alex Trebek : You know what, this is way too hard, I'm just gonna make one up. How about your favorite food? Just write down whatever food you personally like most, any food you like to eat.

  [Final Jeopardy music begins] 

  Alex Trebek : Your favorite food... Keep in mind, you can't be wrong. You can even lie to me and just put down a food.

  [music ends] 

  Alex Trebek : Ok, and put down your pens. Mr. John Travolta, lets see what you put? Your favourite food is 'Miso'. A type of soup, excellent! And your wager? 'Horny'. 'Miso Horny'.

  [Travolta starts to giggle] 

  Alex Trebek : Great...

  John Travolta : C'mon; that's hilarious! Come on...

  Alex Trebek : No, it's not. Now, lets look at Mr. Reynolds' answer; 'Check out Keaton's back'

  Alex Trebek : [Michael Keaton turns around, revealing the 'kick me' sign on his back]  Right, very funny.

  Burt Reynolds : Yeah, he didn't know it was on there.

  Alex Trebek : Shut up. Just shut up.

  Alex Trebek : Lets see what Mr. Keaton came up with, you wrote 'Val Kilmer sucks.'

  Michael Keaton : I'm Batman.

  Alex Trebek : Okay, and your wager, 'George Clooney sucks'. Well, no one won, apparently...

  John Travolta : I, I won.

  Alex Trebek : No, you didn't.

  Burt Reynolds : Sure, I did.

  Alex Trebek : Anyway, that's it for Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, no money will be given to charity.

  Burt Reynolds : Seriously, I did win.

  Alex Trebek : No, you didn't.

  Burt Reynolds : Yeah, I did.