Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Helen Hunt/Hanson (1997)

Tim Meadows: Various, Leon Phelps

Quotes 

• Leon Phelps : Don't worry, the Ladies Man is here to help you. Now, um, medically speaking, just how dinky is your wang?

• Leon Phelps : Okay, then, well, I guess that means that we are out of time here on the Ladies Man. Which, eh, makes me kind of curious. Uhm, Charlene, what are your plans for this evening?

  Charlene : You said you were gonna take me to dinner and a movie tonight, Leon.

  Leon Phelps : Oh yeah, well, um.. when I said "dinner", what I meant was, uh, we'd be having sex. And, uh, when I said "movie", I meant we'd be videotaping it.

  Charlene : Sounds good to me!

• Leon Phelps : Here's to you and your dinky wang, dinky wang man!